All Is Illusory TSOV-239.5 Telephono (1996) was the shot

Telephono (1996) was the shot across the bow from Austin's fledgling rock heroes

All of the songs on 'Epidemic' introduce new elements

Shara Worden (My Brightest Diamond) and more

shoving their eclectic sound and undeniable hooks right in the faces of everyone who thinks they know what heavy rock should sound like

a vintage fiddle

All Is Illusory TSOV-239.5 Telephono (1996) was the shotLimited double vinyl LP pressing housed inside of a gatefold jacket with a metallic silver undercoat. 2015 release by the alt rock band. Nine years since the last full length from The Velvet Teen and the band has written what could arguably be their best record yet. From it's gorgeous, swirling electronics to it's harder, angular, '90s leaning flourishes of grunge, indie and emo, All Is Illusory is a welcome return for a band whose varied influences